I love black thongs
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
my penis made a compromise with my morals
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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