I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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