Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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