Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
and you fell through a lawn chair
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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