Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Say something about gay babies.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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