haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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