I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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