i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
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