someone get that fucking seahorse.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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