Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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