I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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