dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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