Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
You have to summon your inner elephant
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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