a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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