is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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