See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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