I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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