We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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