I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
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