You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
i believe in u and ur pee
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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