wat bout pragnant strippers??
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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