I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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