just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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