We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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