Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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