Having a random hookup so left but love u
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
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