I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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