currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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