I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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