It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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