there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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