That's when you crack a 10am beer
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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