I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize
