There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
only if we run a train.
done.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
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