There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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