oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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