I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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