i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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