I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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