we should wear snuggies to the strip club
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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