at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
it was like his penis was on wheels.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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