He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I need to calm my uterus...
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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