A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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