Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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