you would pick up someone in the library
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
His hands were made for my vagina.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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