i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Randomize
