Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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