Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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