After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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