girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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